Canadian Shred Vernacular
Winter’s on the way, so you better brush up on your Canadian snowboard vernacular (vocabulary) now to save you from looking like a kook on opening day. Luckily, Snowboard Magazine is here to help providing you with a full glossary of terms to start working in to your everyday speech now, so it doesn’t sound like you’re forcing it mid-season.
“Dude! I Jasey-Jayed it in to that table to get my Wildcat around, but it was Harfing and the landing was Pooched, so I just ended up getting Hardinghammed.”
If you want your sentences to sound like this this winter, head on over to Snowboarder and start memorizing.