I swear I’m telling you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help my marginally-talented, pasty white butt. What you see above is not going to be like any other edit you’ve seen. These guys are not only good at riding wakeboards, but they’re also good at having fun, and especially good at making it look like they’re having fun while they’re riding their wakeboards.
Got all that? Did I use the wrong version of “there” anywhere in there? Are you even still reading this? Why? Quit wasting time and click the “play” button already!